Okay guys, can we talk about OKCupid? Is this a safe space? I LITERALLY DON’T UNDERSTAND PEOPLE. Several times over the past few weeks I’ve been exchanging messages with someone and they just completely stop responding out of the blue. It’s confusing but w/e i don’t really care. But - BUT - now, in the last 48 hours I have had TWO of those people suddenly respond to my last message to them. Which were like at least a week or two ago. One wrote several messages, all of which I ignored:
"I’m sorry I ignored you completely but now I’m back!" (I’m being totally serious)
"Hi there :)"
Like ?!?!??!!!!? What do you seriously expect? “That’s okay, I’m sure it won’t happen again, I’m ecstatic you’re back because I spent two weeks praying you would talk to me again!!”
The OTHER guy wrote me an enthusiastic, articulate original message about a shared interest with several questions. I responded in kind with a related question of my own and met radio silence. In the weeks since, this guy has visited my profile MULTIPLE times without saying anything else, and this morning he wrote a one line message answering my original question.
I’m genuinely so baffled by this behavior, I’m tempted to ask them what on earth their game plans are/what the deal is. I’m assuming they’re initiating conversations with more attractive women and when those don’t pan out they head back over? But like who would be down to reinitiate that conversation? WHO!? OKCUPID IS THE WORST, EVERYONE*
*usually, but i do have a date next week that i’m pretty stoked for so maybe OKC won’t end up being the worst after allllllllll
This cover is rad.
"What’s the worst thing I’ve stolen? Probably little pieces of other people’s lives. Where I’ve either wasted their time or hurt them in some way. That’s the worst thing you can steal, the time of other people. You just can’t get that back."
the struggle between “i’m too lazy to shave my legs plus it’s a nice fuck you to gender expectations” and “i want legs as smooth as baby dolphins” is so real
“Chris Evans has been known to grab people’s left boob, so my question for both of you is have you ever had your left boob grabbed by Chris Evans?” (x)