conversations with my mother: HIMYMMom: So how are they all friends?
Me: Ted and Marshall went to college together, and Marshall and Lily are married --
Her: Wait, who's Ted?
Me: ...the one who's not Marshall.
Her: Who is she?
Me: Robin. She and Ted are dating in this episode.
Her: Oh. Wait, who's Ted?
Me: Him. But Robin ends up marrying the blonde guy right there.
Her: But he's gay?
Me: Only in real life.
Her: Oh.
Me: But they get divorced and she ends up with Ted.
Her: Huh.
[two minutes later]
Me: That's Ted.
Her: Oh! He seems nice.


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This is a generalization.

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Watching: Teen Wolf, Season 4
Young & Hungry
Reading: The Last Summer of You and Me, Anne Brashares
Listening to: Shake it Off, Taylor Swift
Countdown, Beyonce