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“Pretty Little Liars” recap (2.19) — Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by JennaBot

I normally only post a tidbit or two of the recap, but this week’s was filled with so much gold that I took way too much. Also, no one will read this, but it’s my blog, bitch!

  • “In the Principal’s office at Rosewood High are Hanna Marin, Ashley Marin, Isabel Randall-Marin, and her horrible daughter Kate Marvalo Riddle. Betwixt them are these unsaid things: [Hanna: I wonder which one of my friends/boyfriends/boyfriends’ boyfriends will die today?] [Kate: Was it foolish to hide my Horcrux inside a living, breathing horse?]
  • Spencer’s mom is there too. But not Spencer’s dad. Jason is like, “Dammit! Foiled again by Out Of Town!”
  • They’re taking turns talking about how hard it is being a teenager, but Noel Kahn disagrees. He’s like, “When you’re a privileged white dude like me with athletic prowess and a smile as wide as the Grand Canyon, things aren’t so bad.” He then propositions Kate for some sexual intercourse and no one slaps him in the face. So far, anti-harassment day is a wild success!
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  • Spencer has tracked down Jason and she’s like, “Look, are you my brother or what?” And he goes, “Just a little bit, yeah.” And then Spencer storms off to get into an absolute row with her mom. She’s fully, rightfully indignant. She’s like, ‘For one thing, I could have made out with Jason too, after I found out Melissa made out with him! You know how I am!’”

(Source: afterellen.com)

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  1. beebopshoowop said: Also: JennaBot for real says, “Where do I start? Oh, I don’t know: How about the day I was cornered in the girls’ bathroom and smacked?” Um. How about you start with the day when your EYEBALLS WERE SET ON FIRE by a group of girls from this school?
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