
I'm twenty-two. Portland, Oregon is my hom[i]e. This is a blog about Lee Pace's eyebrows, among other things.
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‘Best boss I ever had.’
Michael: Coat! [throws coat at Pam]
Pam: Michael just rented “The Devil Wears Prada.” He has his NetFlix sent here to the office, and he watches them in pieces when things are slow.
Michael: Steak! Where’s my steeaaak?
Pam: He’s a big Meryl Streep fan, so I shouldn’t be surprised that he’s identified with her character.
Michael: Get me Armani.
Pam: A suit?
Michael: On the phone.
Pam: Like the main company number? Because I’m gonna have to call information.
Michael: Where’s Armani? He’s on the phone. Too slow. You are not going to Paris. I’m so much better than you are. [breaks into laughter]